Naive Children童言稚语／1
1.The new baby新生儿／2
2.Ababy on the way妈妈肚子里的小宝宝／4
3.The rain下雨／6
4.Agentleman绅士／8
5.I'm glad我很高兴／10
6.How can I get into heaven？我怎样才能去天堂／12
7.Jack and his grandma杰克和奶奶／14
8.It's his fault都是他的错／16

School Jokes校园趣事／19
1.Who kille dAbraham Lincoln？谁杀了林肯／20
2.Napoleon was ill拿破仑病了／22
3.I，you and she我，你，她／24
4.Keys or kiss钥匙还是亲吻／26
5.A talking clock会说话的钟／28
6.Father's belt父亲的皮带／30
7.The only one who could answer只有他能答得出／32
8.Greek希腊语／34
9.Student recruitment招生／36
10.Failing the math test数学考试不及格／38

Family and Love家庭婚恋／41
1.What I want in a man（Ⅰ）我理想中的男人（一）／42
2.What I want in a man（Ⅱ）我理想中的男人（二）／44
3.Whatlwantin aman（Ⅲ）我理想中的男人（三）／46
4.A bride'S vision新娘的憧憬／48
5.Mysterious letters神秘的信／50
6.Ahorrible e.mail恐怖的电邮／52
7.Be careful ofwhat you wish for小心你所许的愿／54
8.7-UP worker,s worry七喜员工的担心／56
9.Men dominated their women男人主宰他们的女人／58
10.Refusal拒绝／60
1 1.Helen'S eyesight海伦的视力／62
12.Man'S dictionary男人词典／64

Food and Drinks饮食男女／67
1.Me too我也吐了／68
2.Scene of the accident车祸现场／70
3.Peanuts花生仁／72
4.Before the trouble starts趁麻烦出现之前／74
5.Baked beans烘焙豆／76
6.Photo老婆的照片／78
7.Auseful lesson有益的经验／80
8.West Hill Farm西山农场／82

Occupations and Business职场商务／85
1.Bribery贿赂／86
2.An explanation of tardiness迟到原因／88
3.T11e crowded store拥挤的商店／90
4.Ads分类广告／92
5.Midway tactics中间战术／94
6.The new salesman新来的售货员／96
7.I am the son of the wounded伤者的儿子／98
8.You VS your boss你和你的上司／100

Army and Police军警生活／103
1.An ashamed soldier羞愧的士兵／104
2.I didn't know that 1 was so far back already！没想到我已经往回跑了这么远／106
3.West Point西点军校／108
4.A policeman and a thief警察和小偷／110
5.Avery polite policeman谦恭有礼的警察／112
6.A pin puller提环／114
7.Police and''writer”警察和“作家”／116

Entertainment and Sports文体看台／119
1.Music音乐|120
2.Revenge报仇／122
3.Football field or graveyard橄榄球场还是坟地／124
4.To count 8每次数到“8”／126
5.Bad acting has its benefits演技三流有好处／128
6.Clarinet单簧管／130
7.Ⅵolin lessons小提琴课／132

Hospitals and Health医疗卫生／135
1.WhO is nuts？谁疯了／136
2.I hung him up to dry我把他吊起来让他晾干／438
3.Somebody under the bed床底下有人／140
4.Whose heart is better'？谁刚JD更财／142
5.A cure for aheadache治疗头痛／144
6.Did you say treatment，or cure？只问方法，不问结果／146
7.I'm that man's tailor我就是那个裁缝／148
8.Mr.Quack庸医／150

Celebrity Jokes名人幽默／153
1.Who was the firstman？谁是第一男人／154
2.Dr.Swift斯威夫特博士／156
3.Who's on vacation？是谁度假／158
4.Sherlock Holmes and Watson夏洛克·福尔摩斯和华生／160
5.I'm going to let my Chauffeur answer it让我的司机来回答这个问题／162
6.Churchill and Bemard Shaw丘吉尔和萧伯纳／164
7.A life for a life以“命”抵命／166

Stupid Speech愚人疯话／169
1.Going to the sun during the night夜间到太阳上去／170
2.Why do you never phone me？怎么从不给我打电话／172
3.The front half头等舱／174
4.Microwave微波炉／176
5.Not stupid我们又不是傻瓜／178
6.An alarm clock闹钟／180
7.You can't fool me休想骗我／182
8.Cat hating mail讨厌猫的男子／184
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Money Jokes钱这东西／193
Animal World动物世界／211
Further Readings：Funny Chinglish中式英语笑料多／227